The Moonfish Chronicle is taking its Maiden Voyage. Keep a copy as 1st issues always become valuable (look at the Superman Comics)

(and especially since the Topic Title has an error in it - oh, well, such is life

consider it the newspaper's trademark

)
Albeit a short issue, I hope you enjoy it nonetheless. So, without further ado, may I present Issue # 1

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First Page - my biggest problem in life is trying to figure out :
If who’s on first, then who’s on second and who’s on third - is who everywhere - who know
And what really is on the road ….. a head
Why do I park in my driveway and drive on parkways
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there, does it make a sound - does anyone really care
Why do we KF’s reach out to other countries when there is poverty within our own (I think I have the answer for that one)
And, if I only have a dime in my pocket - does that mean I have no sense at all
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Page Two
Helping others when the system is not helping you:
If any of you have mutual funds, you know what I am talking about. The TSE (Toronto Stock Exchange) has dropped from over 15,000 to about 13,600 (as of yesterday). I have some which are registered (tax-breakers) and others that are non-registered. Lately I have been pulling some out to get my credit cards in credit status, pay my lawyer, pay for the cruise I am going on in December and have been funding Kiva Loans. I find that I have over-funded for my budget but feel ok with it, knowing that I have a 98% chance or so of getting my money back anyway. I think of it as having parked my money until the stock markets swing upward again. That is not to say I will pull all my Kiva money back out. I do intend to re-loan as well but need to get it in a controlled status. Someone has offered me $500 to use in Kiva so long as I do not ever pull it back out - and that certainly is fine with me. That should come in about 4 weeks
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Page Three
I have 2 challenges going at the moment:
My Birthday Shopping Challenger (elsewhere at KF) - it’s still not too late to enter. The prize - one loan made on behalf of the winner. Details are at message #1 in that thread.
The SPCA-Kiva Connection has had 2 takers already. Thank You Scott and Eli

Deadline is end of this month (that’s July in case you don’t know)
I will give results after it has finished
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There is no page four - how can that be
